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Those websites where you have to enter a username/password and you go to click on the field to enter your details JUST as the page loads a fricking advert, meaning the page shifts slightly up or down and you end up accidentally clicking on an ad. Snide.

Then my work here is done :thumbsup: Its actually quite cathartic, this thread. A bit like the hallowed Bell-cheeses at work thread. Its good to get these things off your chest now and then.

As if, Dave. We don't ALL live your Kardashian jet-set Caribbean lifestyle :wink:

You'd hate me then. I start crossing, then wander over to the car that's stopped for me, gesture for them to wind their window down and give them a cheery "cheers mate" with a thumbs up, before continuing on my way.

Or how about those SHITPUFFINS who, just after having all their stuff beeped through at the checkout, suddenly remember that they'd forgotten to get their bag of organic CRESS. So everything is put on hold while a pre-pubescent, disinterested, clueless spotty oik is summonsed to the till and...

Can you just imagine what that FB page will be like once she has actually spawned ? Thousands and thousands of near-identical pics of their precious bawling red-faced shitfactory, day and night, from every conceivable angle. Like when you draw one of those pics through a notebook, making it...

I don't do likes, but this this THIS :bowdown: The number of times I've been in that pub halfway up the pier and sloped up to the bar to order a couple of Kronies, only to have the misfortune to be stranded behind some tragic cardigan-clad daytripping GIMP who proceeds to order three...