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Must be a northern thing. On the train to Falmer before the game, some horrific gobby old northern bint in her broad yorkshire accent started hollering at the top of her voice "Oi YOU, F-OFF, YOU DON'T SAY THAT TO OUR LASS, F-OFF...GO AND PURRA DICK IN YER MOUTH YOU, NOW F-OFF". Amused and...

Can't say I'd be overly thrilled at being stuck right next to a giant flaccid hairy great northern blancmange stood there wobbling his catastrophic gut and bingo wings all over the shop for 2 hours. OK mate, you're fat and repugnant, and you don't give a shit - we get it - now do the world a...