Perhaps, on reflection, if the organisers of this event are actually present then they should probably be preserved. There is a special kind of collective GENIUS that can sell cheese, ketchup and dough to dickheads on this kind of scale. I'll be genuinely interested to see what kind of footfall...
Any fully functioning adult who willingly travels to London and parts with a minimum of £24 for a singular slice of cheese on toast, seriously needs sectioning. The abject stupidity is almost beyond comprehension.
Personally, and I know I'm probably not speaking for everyone, but I'd fully...