I dropped an entire dirty kebab all over my black suede boots one night. God knows what he had in his thousand island dressing, but I was buggered if I could ever fully shift it. I'd only had them a week as well. Freemans catalogue. Tch.
Whatever happened to Ozzie's Kebabs ? That grubby little white van by Portslade Station was a regular stopoff for me after a night out on the lash. I'd have to be seven sheets to the wind to dare to try anything from there though.
*sigh*
The nineties.