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They can use Pete Burns for all I care. I doubt I'll be listening.

That perma-gurning dwarfed-up dry LUNCH with the whitened teeth, chiselled hair, "skinny" jeans, platform heels and Billy Crystals wardrobe from City Slickers ? The day I find myself relating to "The Hamster" is the day I bludgeon myself senseless with a rusty monkey wrench and throw myself off...