17 pigeon sized cows, they'd be quite straightforward to trample I'd have thought. A cow sized pigeon would be far too intimidating.
Die in a shark attack, or by falling off the roof of the Peacocks down Boundary Road ?
I'm sure I don't recall, so my sincere apologies if this thread has a...
After the inevitable comedown following the breathless excitement of the last 24 hours of the transfer window, I find myself bored and listless, with no real purpose or focus on any managable aspirations beyond what to have for tea. So with this in mind, lets all play "what would you RATHER ?"...