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No, not yet. Although someone this morning said "can you not stand quite so close please, its making me uncomfortable". I don't know what the problem was, it was clear he'd almost finished.

But like that grey area in giving a red card, or a penalty, how do you prove INTENT ? Its a minefield. Where's Diana when you need her.

Up until recently, this is EXACTLY how I would consume my kiwi (but I don't have the luxury of a serrated spoon, I'd just cut it in half and scoop the seedy green flesh into my gaping maw). But on March 6th of this year, I had an epiphany. Thats not an obscure tropical fruit, its a posh word...

Stephen Fry has one of those, I saw it on the telly once. He peeled an apple.

The beauty is in the simplicity. Thats some dang fine work. Greengrocers. I need a greengrocers.

I've been walking the streets today with a POTATO PEELER in my pocket. The reason for this is that I couldn't be bothered to make sandwiches for work last night. Meaning I have no need for my rucksack, which would, under normal circumstances on any normal day, be carrying an item of tupperware...