I'm not a smoker, but yes, I will also have the odd Pot Noodle when the time is right. Don't we all ?
I've always found "gourmet burgers" to be a bit crap, owing to the fact that there's so much poncy GUBBINS chucked on and around them that you can barely even recognise the flesh. One...
Absolute.
Cobblers.
The Uncle Sams in Hangleton by the Grenadier serves some FABULOUS burgerage. A double cheese baconburger with all the trimmings is the scoff of KINGS.