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If we're branching away from the sports genre slightly, I would like to propose to the committee that we consider membership for the above gentleman, in order to boost the BRITISH contingent, whch I feel is currently lacking somewhat. A well turned out chap who has charm, presence and charisma...

Dear Mr Trousers, Thank you for your kind remarks, in truth I expected nothing less from a man of your standing. Should the remaining members see fit, then I would of course be delighted to remain on the committee, perhaps initially in a non-executive advisory capacity. I have some radical...

I hereby wish to tender my resignation from the committee. I have arrived at this reluctant decision following my ill-considered suggestions of John Barnes and Graeme Souness as members of this gentlemans club. The remarks of the other committee members have been most gracious in that I have...

This guy always looks rather DAPPER, and if he grew that fabulous tache back I'd say his membership would be a mere formality. Has openly expressed his disdain at todays superstar footballers, and comes across as a thoughful and intelligent pundit. I would happily share my tin of snuff with such...

Apols, called away to a meeting. Can we run through one or two contingency plans then ? What will be the protocol if, say, Dwayne rolls up unanounced from Chinawhites in his suit with the Versace buttons and a Minogue sister hanging on each arm, claiming that he's a friend of Arrigo Sacchi ...

I have no hesitation in ratifying Mendoza's application. He clearly has a firm grasp on the flair values we are striving to promote at Club Gus, and will be a real asset to the team.

Fabio. Don't forget Fabio.

This is your Club Diggers, so I nominate you as chairman. Could I be Treasurer ? I will report directly to yourself and the committee on all funding issues, membership fees and will also oversee collection of lapsed fees from members with a variety of imaginative, innovative measures, were I...

That picture is just BEGGING for some Hiney-art. Oooh, I'm on the committee :)

Fair enough, I can't argue with that. I admit to having some reservations over nominating him in the first place, but was seeking to in some way redress the balance and get some more English membership against the continental flairmeisters. Its no easy task.

Hmmm...are you SURE, Simster ? I'd have to bring this faux-pais to the attention of the committee with a view to possible suspension of membership.

I was going to suggest this chap for membership to Club Gus, but on reflection, I think he probably tries too hard. Style and class needs to come naturally. I think Barnes has been badly advised. What do you think Diggers ?

Surely Fabio would get in ?

Why would he want to look like an extra from The Sweeny, Hans ?

His attire on Sunday was GENIUS. Maintaining the natural aura of calm authority a suit brings, but adding his own touch of South American latino FLAIR by missing off the tie and having the top button of his shirt undone. Superb attention to detail with the final FLOURISH of donning cufflinks (a...