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You can have the feet. I hate feet.

At the same time as what ?

Wash his hands I hope.

14:20 And a whole 11 minutes later you're back on here arguing with Uncle S about films. Good work :lolol:

Good Luck Chuck Woeful attempt at a gross-out humour Farrelly Brothers-style romcom about a bloke who has a hex put on him - every woman he SHAGS finds "true love" with the NEXT man she dates. Flimsy premise, and it gets about as good as it sounds. A couple of mildly chucklesome moments at...

It is also RIDICULOUSLY dark. I thought the contrast on my TV was on the blink, but no, it really is practically pitch black throughout most of it. Utter turd.

Hancock First half of film: 8.2 Second half of film: 4.3

I watched CARS the other night (the Pixar one) and really enjoyed it. Quite fancied the little blue Porsche as well. :love: 7.4

The Wicker Man Remake of the 70's "cult classic" with Nicolas Cage. The 70's one was completely overrrated garbage, so unsurprisingly, this one was shite as well. Unintentional laughs gained from the inbred weirdo's on the island, and Cage having to don a ridiculous BEAR outfit near the end to...

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull First 30 minutes - great Last 30 minutes - great The hour in between - boring Overall, disappointing. 6.1

Babel It was alright 6.5

Agree with your analysis of I Am Legend Uncle S, although I think 7.0 is a tad generous - I'd have gone about 6.7. It COULD have been so much better. If the film had focussed more on the outbreak of the virus than the aftermath, it would've been far more interesting.

I've had this argument before, but anyway. I've watched a couple of documentaries on the events of Pearl Harbour and found them fascinating - interviews with survivors, the men who saw the events with their own two eyes and lived to tell the tale, their accounts are harrowing and utterly...

Pearl Harbour At a loose end yesterday evening, so I thought I might as well fill it with three hours of this. Much derided and almost universally panned on its release, but I confess to rather liking this film. The first 90 minutes is a rather plodding affair admittedly, as the "eternal love...

I agree with that assessment. After about half an hour I thought "hey. this is bloody good." But it goes absolutely nowhere plotwise, and winds up disappearing up its own arse. Could have been excellent.

Beowulf - 1.0 Somewhat naiively I thought this film was live-action with some large elements of CGI enhancements. What I didn't realise was that its ENTIRELY CGI, and therefore basically boils down to Shrek without the laughs. The whole thing plays like an elaborate intro-scene to a computer...

Sweeny Todd I'm not a big fan of musicals, but this was quite entertaining. Depp is superb (as usual), and once again Timothy Spall pops up with an enjoyable greasy performance. 19th century London is lavishly recreated as you'd expect from Tim Burton. Some gruesome deaths, plenty of claret...

'Twas a goodun, dunno about Disneys best of all time though. My favourite is STILL Robin Hood, and probably always will be. Can I just call you Karen ?

Enchanted Disney movie about a prince and princess living in a cartoon fairytale, who fall through a portal into real-life New York, become real-life people, but carry on earnestly believing they are living a fairytale existance (bursting into song, having animals magically help with housework...

Homophobic nazi sicko. That is correct. Stabs him in the shoulder then shoots him in the back after the guy'd smashed his daughters pink-unicorn-in-a-snowstorm birthday present.