Something along to the tune of "Mrs Robinson". Sky would have had to drown it out. "So have a w@nk, Neil Shipperley, and she'll love you more than you will know! No, no, no! No, no, no!"
He's so fat that I'm surprised he can see his love length. Makes Razor Ruddock look anorexic.
"Fat Palace w@nker, you're just a fat Palace w@nker!" :wanker: