The lyric I like is "Your team's losing 10-0 to Barnet!" It was just after they had made it into the league in 1991 I think.
Given how bad the (latter) nineties were - on and off the pitch, whoever wrote it was clearing taking the piss. :laugh:
Brexit I switch off from but kids stabbing each other to death? WTF?
Once the clocks go forward everything will feel a bit better with the light evenings.