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Women football commentators who get over excited when there's been a goal. It sounds like a cat being tortured to death. Most, I add, are very knowledgeable and as good as men with the stats and timing of when to talk but I have to turn down the volume if there's been a goal between Stoke City...

Agree with you on this one. Have to take so many pills for bipolar disorder before going to bed. I like to cut the strips so that I know which packs I got from my pharmacy most recently.

Football accumulators with one team letting me down. Tonight it was Ajax. Texts from clowns in the middle of the night. Scratching a haemorrhoid then having to shake hands with someone nice. :lolol:

Ewwwwggghhhh! I read a few years ago a girl that got pregnant in America from spunk on the toilet rim and a health programme said that public loos can be contaminated by chlamydia (yeah, ok). :lolol:

People getting close to me when there's loads of room elsewhere - train seats, sitting on the next table in a pub when there's loads to choose from. It's become more of a recent thing and I think I know why now. I guess I just need my own space to relax.

Paper on the seat for a number two if it's a public toilet. :thumbsup: