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I haven't forgotten the kindness you showed when I was in hospital in February, offering to visit if you lived nearer mate. Me and my medical problems. NSC offers better advice than anywhere else on the internet. The second one down looks like my girlfriend's clitoris. I LOVE licking it. :thumbsup:

If they ever got as bad as that I'd sit on a cactus.:sick:

Stop eating? Pussy? Never! :wink:

Yes. The cream seems to have made it worse though. Maybe there's an ingredient in that I'm allergic to.

I'm going to have a really good feel about and see if I can locate the exact place. I'll wash my hands after! Yes, the doctors would be the most sensible move if it continues. There's no pain like it once they develop. :eek: Edit: Locate came up as Locadia in the predictive text. I don't know...

I think Bozza would give me a long ban. And who would hold my tablet while I open up my cheeks? I'll try my best. :lolol:

I think I have a haemorrhoid that has returned near the top of my bottom. It's agony when I wipe it after a poo as it feels like sandpaper again. There's also a very small amount of blood every wipe. Maybe it's a coincidence coming off smoking - the body can react in very strange ways. I wasn't...

My doctor has treated them OK but they got infected the last time I went so I'm reluctant to go back again too soon. Hospital treatment might be another option when I get into the new year and certainly a change in diet although I'm not overweight, don't drink much alcohol and try and eat plenty...

Check out River Plate''s Leo Ponzio on youtube. His piles burst during a match wearing white shorts! I feel his pain.... :eek:

Co-codamol which has been reduced significantly although I'm still on a fair dosage. That was for discolating my knee and I have to say that was less painful than having piles burst. :sick:

His name had to be changed by a moderator from something very naughty.

For around three months now I've been suffering from haemorrhoids. I've been to my doctor and he has burst two on my last couple of visits. The pain afterwards has been unbearable and felt like having a red hot poker up my bottom. Afterwards I usually bleed for around a week following treatment...