"I always admired my dad. He was like a father-figure to me." Mike Bassett.
"Oh, it's just a Pina Colada."Mike Bassett interviewed by the pool relaxing.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, next game England will be playing four-four f*ck*ng-two!" Mike Bassett's press conference.
"Out of nine red cards this season we probably deserved half of them." Arsene Wenger.
"The first 90 minutes are the most important." Sir Bobby Robson.
What I said to them at half-time would be unprintable on the radio." Gerry Francis.
"Rome wasn't built in a day but I wasn't on that...