And one from yers ago
There was a young man from cheam
Who invented a wan king machine
At the 99th stroke
The bloody thing broke
And whipped his balls to cream .
..... That's yer lot .
Us getting promotion must really grate
All you can throw at us are your gates
With your pre season in tatters
Quoting attendances is all that matters
So the major can sit there and masterbate.
...... Sorry couldn't fit Gus in .
You all boarded the Gus bus
Premiership was surely just on the cusp
You then all turned fickle
When he left you in a pickle
And no more do you trust in Gus .