Once I went for lunch in town (think it was Kokoro) then picked up a chocolate bar and a doughnut from Tesco by the library.
As I was eating the doughnut a seagull swooped down and took it.
I assumed it was a higher power somewhere saying "stop being greedy, you fat f**k"
Prefer the flamethrowers at the Amex to the Fireworks.
Yes, we feel the heat in the front row but the fireworks scared the 5 year old last week and took about 10 minutes to recover. Our 9 year old would be even worse affected by the bangs going off.