Talk about the pot calling the kettle black, it's you who's laden with the persecutional delusions.
Just wind you up and off you go, little clockwork toy.
Ruth Davidson or Boris Johnson? Not exactly two peas in a pod eh? If that's the best you can scrape up then the barrel must be nigh on dry.
Your earnest straw-clutching spin demonstrates clearly how wedded you are to the tories, bringing to mind Wilde's quote about marriage:-
"The triumph of...