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Anyway, even if I had saved her, she would have died rolling down a hill being black/white/black/white or something. Or got a spear through her head so she couldn't go through a revolving door. Or become transsexual so she could be a transistor. Walking disaster zone, these nuns.

I know, I'm evil. I also don't stop rabbits eating a Cheese Toastie followed by a Ham Toastie. They die from Mixing-Me-Toasties and I do nothing to stop it. And that was something I heard around the same time as the nun.

That joke is literally over 30 years old as I remember it as a kid.