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  1. Dick Knights Mumm

    Childish rhymes - Please contribute

    My Bonny lies over the ocean My Bonny lies over the sea My father lies over my mother and that's how they got little me.
  2. Dick Knights Mumm

    Childish rhymes - Please contribute

    we're off we're off we're off in a motor car Fifty coppers are after us and they don't know we are Oi! (next song at the start of any car journey - similar tune/beat to Stevie Gritt song)
  3. Dick Knights Mumm

    Childish rhymes - Please contribute

    off we go, off we go, now we hear the whistle blow peeeeeeeep! (make steam engine whistle noise). (at the start of any car journey)
  4. Dick Knights Mumm

    Childish rhymes - Please contribute

    The more you fart the better you feel so eat baked beans with every meal.
  5. Dick Knights Mumm

    Childish rhymes - Please contribute

    Olly Olly Olly with his balls on a trolley and his arse tied up with string. can't remember the next bit. Something about kicking him up the arse.
  6. Dick Knights Mumm

    Childish rhymes - Please contribute

    Jelly on a plate, jelly on a plate, wibble-wobble, wibble-wobble, jelly on a plate.
  7. Dick Knights Mumm

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    Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, Bless this bed that I lay on.
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