Ryan - Too short
Schelotto - Too hairy
Duffy - Too Irish
Dunk - Too local.
Bong - Too good.
Stephens - Too Northern
Propper - Too Dutch
Knockaert - Too passionate
Izquierdo - Too flair
Gross - Too German
Murray - Too old
Chris Hughton - 11/10 for forming such a disparate bunch of no-hopers and...