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    You have a time machine-

    Play that for me please. I'm sure I've seen white weed on the beach. Blue, no.
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    You have a time machine-

    Not when you have to share a house with him for Christmas..:facepalm:
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    You have a time machine-

    Just wondered.. are there any varieties of seaweed in blue or white? Just wondered if you could hang some up in your house to forecast the weather, like.
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    You have a time machine-

    Form a band called "the Ploice". I have a mate who often gets mistasken for Sting, he farts a lot so we call him "Stink".
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    You have a time machine-

    Practically having a whistle in the crowd just like the ref's, and blowing it to make Bailey think Smith was offside. Plus a ploice escort to shield you from all the Man U fans afterwards back to the Tardis.
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    You have a time machine-

    You're the Green Cross Man, not the Invisible one.
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    You have a time machine-

    How exactly? Streak on the pitch as a diversion?
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