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Are you okay Edna darling? Two home defeats, an away loss and a scraped draw. And my namesake Danny now plotting to put you further in trouble, and haul Barnsley out of it.

Since I received a suspension for trying to chat up Edna, its possible that BBS doesn't like the idea of a Palace fan getting overfriendly with Albion supporters. I wonder if this has ever happened and who would any offspring be encouraged to cheer for? And please point me out the BBS thread...

Have you ever slept with the enemy?

I don't know I was chatting up your grandmother sir. Most sorry. I'm not the retiring sort, try to keep active. Just sorry I'm too old to enlist now if Mr Putin gets a bit more aggressive. Maybe Ernest could go to work on him..

I do hope not. How would I amuse myself on here otherwise? I'm sure you're really an intelligent and glamorous woman (at least I hope so). Just a little misguided in your choice of recreation. How much time do YOU spend on NSC a week?

Up the wonkers. But of course the AMEX is designed for speedy evacuation, no? Or at least the changing-roms were... I've an idea - why don't you sell season-tickets for only the first half of a game..

True we had our fallow periods, you're having one now. But as I forecast that you would get promotion on another thread, I hope you snap out of it otherwise my reputation for correct predictions on here is shot.

Bitter? I prefer a good lager. But no Spanish beer por favor.

A bit of honesty, go for it mate. No goals, no points, that's quite a push for the play-offs, no? And against two sides below you in the table, both previously mired in midfield mediocrity.

No I don't want to join your company thanks.

Not me personally. But he certainly did control things. But he's no longer with us, aahh

AS Oscar once said to a customs man when asked if he had anything to declare, "Only my genius!" The reply to that is not recorded, but if it had been me on the customs desk it would have ben "THank you sir. Would you mind stepping into that booth and droping your trousers and pants whilst I...

No I use another handle on BBS when I can be bothered to contribute. Which ain't that often tbh. THey are passionate about the red'nblue but often seem to have an irony bypass.

Respect. You have a point, but none on Saturday. Instead of boasting about your (paid-for) ground which you don't own, how about getting behind the team that plays on it, rather than walking away in droves just to get an early train? The Spurs fans didn't against Southampton.

As it happens, I walked out of a pub one Friday night last season when Palace went 4-0 down at home to Birmingham in a broadcast game. But I don''t think most of the crowd there did. Walking out with a quarter of the game to go and only 2 down, as your captain said in the "Argus" yesterday...

Not really, it shows that basically you realise you're out of your depth on here. Maybe a supply on Johnny's might bring some reality into your life. With something meaty to fill them.

Wrong it's Pulisland Extra Strength. The kind of place that gives away Jonny's to help beat addiction to the Weed. Over 15,000 were cured and walked away from their habit on Saturday afternoon!.

"The lady has foolishly attempted to join the conversation with a wild and dangerous opinion of her own. What half-baked drivel! See how the men look at her with utter contempt!" This...