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Firstly many of the the people you are slagging off have been going for 20,30 or 40 years plus so they are not "new". Secondly the ones I know were exactly the ones who were there during the Archole years, so not "fickle" either. The board and the players are not free from criticism but IMO we...

And you are how old and have supported the club since when ?

Ladies & gentlemen, we bring you in the RED corner... The KFC King, KEV THE APE And in the blue corner... Under footman and part-time serf, ByF ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE ?

Be fair. They'd have to learn to read before they could take offence.

I'm willing to loan him to you for all required duties provided a landing strip can be provided for me somewhere near the ground.

Rumble seems to have gone both disturbingly straight and completely forgotten his duties - it's a disgrace, I tell thee. I think I will allow the Yoof to carry out butler duties for you provided you don't put any fancy ideas in his head by allowing him to sit down or speak out of turn to his...

If he finishes mucking out the stables and draining the lower field, I may consider it.

Ah, young people. What can a Laird do ?

Well, he does now have a mistress...

Very true. I liked the way he remembered to bow before serving the drinks and the way he offered to polish our shoes without any prompting.

Good point. He did look ever so sweet in that maids outfit. I think the wig and make up may have been an error, mind you.