It was a dark, lonely night locked in the LADA but I managed to send a plea, via The Beach Boys, to a major Japanese car manufacturer.
That's right, I asked them to "Help me Honda, help, help me Honda"!
Thanks for all your advice. Unfortunately, he came home and scared the JEEPers out of me. He shouted "you're NISSAN of mine" and locked me in the LADA! What do I do know?