Aha! An excellent double down, complete with credentials for why you might know what you are talking about. Top effort there.
I personally only ever encountered the Greek/Turk addition when I worked in a pub in north London. There were many Cypriots living locally and they would class...
I'm less curious about this potential signing than I am about what @Superphil's response to the various explanations on Greek Cypriot nomenclature will be.
Double down on "it makes no sense", accept a lesson learned in good humour or go into hiding for a year or two seem to be the only options...