I'm sitting here at Truleigh hill and I've got a a birds eye view of what's happening.....
....flying ants everywhere and we r playing potterball and the traffic is starting to build up!
Gareth Bale has been authorized to use Reals chairmans private jet to get to Shoreham airport by 10am. Gibbo has been asked to pick him up and get him kitted up in time for kick off en route to HQ. If he performs well we may have signature and announcement by 6pm. ZIDANE wants it done by Tuesday...