HERE. WE. GO.
I've been waiting for this for so long.
I give you...
The NAKED MOLE RAT.
It doesn't feel pain when injected with ACID.
Cancer? IMMUNE. No problem. NEXT.
Life span? up to 32 YEARS. For a f***ing rat! It DEFIES the biological ageing process.
Oxygen? Nah, you're alright. Don't...