You are right - that is the only player we have attempted to sign / signed in the last 3 seasons. I stand corrected. I also always believe everything in the Daily Mail.
It sounds like you would benefit from some cognitive behaviour therapy.
I suggest you:
1) take a look at the players we have actually signed over the last 3 years.
2) write down a list of the players that we managed to attract over the last 20 years.
3) give them a score out of 100 for...