Sun exposure is the number one cause of wrinkles and premature ageing of the skin. The apparent high proportion of 'pensioners' in the East Stand is actually misleading, most of them are 40 and 50-somethings who have had season tickets in the East since the Amex opened.
Did you see our enormous blue and white bar scarf being dangled Rev? Managed to brush the heads of the punters in ESL with it before the steward at your end told us to stop and pull it back up.
One win from playing in an FA Cup semi final at a neutral ground like Villa Park rather than some devalued crap like playing it at Wembley you mean? I'm in.
They'll be 8,000+ of us going for the shelf at this rate. I hope it's all reinforced steel and concrete otherwise we're going to be crashing down onto the NW and SW corners respectively come 3pm Saturday week.
Squeaky bum time for ESU and WSU season ticket holders as the unwashed Mongol hordes wait in the wings to smash through the doors of the ticket exchange...not since the 2004 Next sale up at Holligdean have so many badly dressed middle class Fiveways Golden Triangle punters gone toe toe toe and...