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A revolution in evolution! You'd be the Gustavo Poyet of the avian world!

If YOU arrived on this planet as a seagull, rather than a human being YOU would be eating BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!

BRIAN: Uh, well, the birds, then. EDDIE: What birds? BRIAN: Any birds. EDDIE: Why? BRIAN: Well, have they got jobs? ARTHUR: Who? BRIAN: The birds. EDDIE: Have the birds got jobs?! FRANK: What's the matter with him? ARTHUR: He says the birds are scrounging. BRIAN: Oh, uhh, no...

Well aren't you lucky that you weren't born a seagull then? Next you'll be blaming the pigeons for cooing and huddling together on municipal buildings and shitting on public monuments.