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Shiver me timbers! :ohmy: I'll PayPal the lady (Godiva) over asap!!!

Dear Tony, Why is my penis so small? How can I call myself a man with a walnut between my legs? You spent £105,231,012 on the Amex and yet you didn't think to put vanity dividers along the urinal troughs to spare people like me from having to queue for the one cubicle (ONE! thanks for that!)...