Even a bit of ripped up newspaper thrown into the air at kick off looks better than nothing. So what if we're not Boca Juniors? I'll take 'tinpot' over sweet f.a. any day.
Ah yes, here it is. Dougie Freedman - 'Players Come and Go - LEGENDS ARE FOREVER' (.....except at Palace). A 152ft x 120ft reproduction of that would do nicely.