There have been a fair few "Murray doesn't seem as if he can be bothered at times" comments on the BBS that mirror the opinions of some BHA fans from last season.
You hanging onto Speroni last season has to be the biggest mystery in the western world. Anyone else would have stuck their chin out and walked by now.
No really, what 35yearstop2divswithoutwinningasinglething omitted to say was that it's buy one get seven free at Selhurst - hence the 12k crowds they manage there.
Mum Murray: How are you liking it down in Brighton, Glenn?
Glenn: Oh it's not too bad, mum... we're using some new tungsten carbide drills for the preliminary coal-face scouring operations.
Mum: Oh that sounds nice, dear...
Dad: Tungsten carbide drills! What the bloody hell's tungsten...
When the dust finally settles on all this Michael Owen will have signed for Inverness Caly Thistle, Murray will have gone to Boca Juniors, Lambert will be at Eastbourne Boro and Carlos Tevez will be playing for us.