So if you had a slender figure you'd wear it? Mullery would have not been popular in your eyes then I guess?
I'd imagine you'd get a similar welcome at Pompey if you wore an Albion shirt or scarf ... come back and let us know how you get on, free country and all that!
Anyway thought the music...
If you have supported Brighton for 50 years I would have thought you might have learnt something about rivalry. Would you seriously role up to Selhurst park in a BHA shirt? If yes, then you're not too bright.