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*looks on the ground for missing ear* "Is it this one?" "Nah, mine had a pencil behind it"

Funny you should say that as this happened this morning: I wouldn't want to intrude on your minute's applause so I think another minute's applause on the 47th minute (I'm 47) would be a nice touch. On second thoughts, 2 minute's applause might be more fitting. Or maybe a minute's applause and...

Sorry, but I won't be joining in. It's getting to be almost every game where we are asked to do this now. I go to football to watch Brighton, not commemorate the lives of people that I don't know.