A revision to my previous effort:
Gordon Greer, Gordon Greer
Gordon Greer and his magic hair
Got my beer and Brighton here
Gordon Greer and his magic hair....
The Sideboard Song by Chas and Dave might work...
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care [to be PREMIER]/[about the atmosphere]
Got my beer and Gordon Greer
I don't care to be PREMIER
*needs a lot of work but hopefully you can see where I'm going with it. :)