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Shelter help anyone who's facing homelessness. Your imaginary friend will confirm this. I really wouldn't worry about her losing her job though, imaginary friends are the most socially mobile. She can now become an exotic dancer in that Star Wars bar on Tatooine or she can do a post-grad degree...

I don't think your imaginary friend has much to worry about with us finding out about her job when you can't even keep track of what she does: So...'Rosa' either runs a national charity or she works in PR or she runs around city centres in charity bibs (presumably a chugger in which case...

You know that film Psycho where the bloke's mum is dead; a skeleton sitting in a rocking chair and the main character sits there arguing with himself.......

Oh I agree. Best to keep this all private. Jesus wept.

You can't handle the Truth.

Perhaps your mum got in contact with NSC? Was she looking to organise a curry and seance evening with BHAExpress. Just a thought.

Fair point. "Truther with keen interest in aggressive trolling, conspiracy theories and BHA seeks similar female for fun and good times. Must have the ability to turn any forum thread into a mess with constant questioning of others' sexual preferences or abilities. You must also be oblivious...

It's you. You/She/Falmer were all outed as one and the same years ago. Same posting style, same grammatical errors, same obsessions.

She's only a girl in your imagination though. She's really you posting under another username in reality. Something you've never touched.

It's more likely the work of the Illuminati. It means you're very close to the truth (sic) and they don't want you to let us know what you know. I recommend you start another account and pretend that the account user is a woman to try to throw them off the scent. Oh, you've done that already...