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  1. Buzzer

    You know the old saying "You can't polish a turd"?

    Haha! Yes. Ambience. You need a bit more 'granny chic' around Selhurst. Knitted toilet roll holders in the loos and the Arthur Waite Stand to smell of cat wee.
  2. Buzzer

    You know the old saying "You can't polish a turd"?

    Very handy, matey. Ron Noades' mum wants her net curtains back though.
  3. Buzzer

    You know the old saying "You can't polish a turd"?

    And the net curtains are a flourish that adds to the overall lustre.
  4. Buzzer

    You know the old saying "You can't polish a turd"?

    "Too much hatred inside you for window adornments". Hahaha! Frigging genius.
  5. Buzzer

    You know the old saying "You can't polish a turd"?

    And again! You're my new favourite poster. I'm genuinely creased up laughing out loud. Oh my. I never thought I'd see the day when I get chided by a Palace fan for disliking net curtains.
  6. Buzzer

    You know the old saying "You can't polish a turd"?

    *KAPOW* Superb post, take a bow, son. That's made my day, that has.
  7. Buzzer

    You know the old saying "You can't polish a turd"?

    I'm that old breed of football fan who talks about football stadia in a thread about....football stadia. No offence but did you go to school with Brightonmark? You called our stadium wonky...presumably as an insult. Trouble is, we're rather proud of it, the wonkiness is deliberate and we've won...
  8. Buzzer

    You know the old saying "You can't polish a turd"?

    When asked if he likes 'big words' the Palace troll replied: Haha! You're the gift that keeps on giving.
  9. Buzzer

    You know the old saying "You can't polish a turd"?

    And what a dream it is: Net curtains, cladding, Sainsburys, goal music and Ultras. I'm not sure I'm ready for that sort of excitement.
  10. Buzzer

    You know the old saying "You can't polish a turd"?

    Yep, guilty as charged. Are big words not your thing, then?
  11. Buzzer

    You know the old saying "You can't polish a turd"?

    A premier league ground with net curtains and bay windows. And a supermarket..... Living the dream.
  12. Buzzer

    You know the old saying "You can't polish a turd"?

    Ah, what we have here is a philosophical debate about architecture. In the Brighton camp we have a building reflecting aesthetic modernism yet in sympathy with its surroundings, a product of the natural assymetry of the Downs. A modern day Segrada Familia that even Gaudi might have been pleased...
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