To the tune of Alan Partridge's Dan:
Dave!
Dave!
Dave!
Dave!
Dave!
Dave!
Dave!
Dave!
Dave!
Dave!
Dave!
No. He's not seen me. I'll get him later.
Daaaaavvvvve!
To the tune of My Sex Is On Fire by Kings Of Leon:
Lay where you're laying
Don't make a sound
I know they're watching
They're watching
All the commotion
The kiddie like play
Has people talking
Talking
You
Your sex is on fire
Dark of the alley
The breaking of day
Head while I'm driving
I'm...