Oh you guys! If I'd known it was a wind-up I wouldn't have wasted my time phoning the club and I'd have given a sarcastic response instead.
*shakes fist at computer screen*
You're in luck. The club have said that people who rocked up for a league game against Exeter over 4 years ago in a different stadium will get priority over 1901 members and current season ticket holders.
Who'd have thunked it?