I love how all these hard men see Brighton fans attack 65 year old men, young kids, guide dogs, homeless lesbian orphans and never ever go to their aid.
...but they love talking about it online with scarfers. Funny that.
Your inability to accessorise, that funny walk you lot do, the absence of any hard consonants that come out the side of your mouth and makes you look like you've had a mild stroke. The clues are all there.
Apparently this isn't a spoof account but the one thing I've learnt over the years is...