Plus he’d compete in the female category at ParkRun and consequently the administrators would remove all Fastest Times and First Finishers stats from the website - even Junior ParkRun, ffs - ruining it for everyone :rant:
Hate to think how much you lot that travelled to Rome have shelled out on travel, accommodation, subsistence and incidentals.
Wouldn’t blame anyone at all for giving a trip up to Burnley a swerve and giving the debit card a chance to cool down