Reminds me of the time Gazza turned up for his medical at Spurs, carrying a painful knock from a previous game. Terry Venables told him not to worry and he’d arrange for him to be given a cortisone injection. Whereupon Gazza asked if he could have a BMW 5 series instead, like the rest of the lads.
Was Lamptey injured at Forest? I thought he simply pulled up after 20 minutes having not sufficiently recovered from the injury he picked up in the warm-up at Everton two weeks previously. (In fairness, he has never seemed to have been fully fit for 2 years now).