Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi would soon get fed up with having double pepperonis with a side order of garlic bread delivered and a queue of skip lorries lined up outside his tent.
ISIS wouldn't last 5 minutes on here, they really wouldn't. They may have been disavowed by al-Qaeda and become one of the main jihadist groups fighting government forces in Syria as well as making military gains in Iraq; but they'd get into a binfest about whether vehicle excise duty is...