Well part one has now happened! (Saturday morning. Baby boy. Some complications and they're being kept in but we've been able to see him and it all seems ok. My son's staying in the hospital with them).
And Saturday afternoon of course was a step towards part 2.
Blimey, that's quite a list. All the best fellow Browns fan.
I see neither of us mentioned Cleveland making the play-offs in 2019! (Although after this season I live in hope. False hope no doubt, but hey.).