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Two cannibals sat beside a large fire, after eating the best meal they'd had in ages. "Your wife sure makes a good roast." commented the first cannibal. "Yeah," replied the second. "I'm really going to miss her..."

Two cannibals were talking. One said "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, roasted them, stewed them, barbecued them, tried every sort of marinade. Just can't seem to get them tender." "What kind of Missionary do you use?" the second one asked. "Oh," replied...