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Anyway, any single women out there fancy a date? I find I'm unexpectedly available tonight ...

No don't worry, all the organs are where they should be, I guess I'm supposed to take all the extra hair that they're producing and stick it on my head myself. I guess it's supposed to be a sort of hobby for my senile old age.

It's a sad thing. I'm fast losing all the hair on my head, but as compensation Mother Nature, bless her, is working hard to replace it all with extra eyebrow, ear and nasal hair.