A lady walks into her doctors office screaming.
She yells, "Doctor, Doctor my breasts are hairy! What do I do?"
The doctor asks, "Well, how long does the hair grow?"
The lady replies, "From here to my penis, but that's a different story!"
Hmmm.....
I'm bored.:yawn: Don't know any good jokes apart from the one I tell EVERYONE 'cause it makes me laugh so much!
Q What did the canibal do after he dumped his girlfriend.
A Wiped his...
Once there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans.
She loved them but unfortunately, they had always had a very embarrassing
and somewhat lively reaction to her. Then one day she met a man and fell
in love. When it became apparent that they would marry she thought to
herself...