Amusingly, I've just found that you are not allowed to wear denim. In the gym. Obviously...
"Suitable gym clothing and clean trainers must be worn at all times. Denim is not permitted."
https://www.thestableyardworthing.com/terms-conditions
Again, those Ts&Cs look like an 8-year-old wrote them.
This place may or may not be any good, but their marketing and presentation is simply the worst I have ever seen. It genuinely looks like it's been written by an 8-year-old.
Example, this is the opening sentence in their launch email I just found in my Inbox:
"We are very sorry for the delay...
The Gun, Findon - Great British Pub of the Year 2022 no less.
https://www.morningadvertiser.co.uk/Article/2022/10/04/2022-Great-British-Pub-Award-winners#:~:text=Last%20night%20(Tuesday%204%20October,Pub%20of%20the%20Year%202022.
Well, Tern is the most ambitious addition to Worthing's food scene since Pitch, arguably more so. I'm not convinced it will last the course, but I admire the endeavours of Johnny Stanford in trying. He got rave reviews at Pascere, so I hope he can pull it off. I'm not sure the good folk of...
But you hadn't heard of Tern, so it's clear you're not coming from a position of any real knowledge.
Most (all?) of these places didn't exist 8-10 years ago...
Local neighbourhood micro-pubs
Grizzly Bear
Refreshment Rooms
Brooksteed
Georgi Fin
Fox & Finch
Town Centre micro-pubs
Beer No Evil...
Of course discussion is encouraged.
But you said you disagreed with me that there were notable restaurants in Worthing. I'd not said that.
You then implied I'd said all restaurants in Worthing were ordinary. I'd not said that either.
We get it - you don't like Worthing.
As I started...
I also didn't call them ordinary. You keep putting words in my mouth to suit your agenda.
One definition of notable is "remarkable" - and there might not be any remarkable restaurants in Worthing. I say "might not" because Tern is getting very, very good reviews locally - including from those...
Maybe a bit.
People spilled out of London to Brighton, and that caused a ripple west that ultimately reached Worthing, and maybe it's happened along the coast the other way too.
Worthing is never going to be Brighton, in the same way as Brighton is never going to be London. The Worthing haters...
Looking at their FB page, they are looking at a London location too, to offer the same sort of thing to members when up that way.
Given the grand vision, I'm just amazed that they can convert a dilapidated old department store into what they want in 4-5 months. Doesn't seem quite possible.
The...